昨晚看New Girl(《杰茜驾到》)S1E21,有一段对话直接让我笑趴。
(Schmidt和Cece是性伴侣,Cece是模特,是那种天鹅,Schmidt是屌丝,是那种癞蛤蟆,说话做事都特别不靠谱的癞蛤蟆。但这天鹅好像有些喜欢上这癞蛤蟆了。一天,Cece出现怀孕的迹象,在怀孕检测结果出来前,她一直很担心,因为这孩子肯定是Schmidt的了)
Cece伤心地看着窗外
S: Cece, are you crying?
C: No, no. I just…I…I don’t know.
S: You are an amazing woman, and you are going to do and be so many things in your life. Maybe you’ll be a mom, and maybe… maybe not. But I will support you no matter what.
此时Cece温暖地看着他
C: Thank you.
S: I also just want to give you a quick heads up. I’m probably going to be going on the internet before we have sex again, because I- I just… I don’t want to impregnate the baby, you know? I mean, we could have a Russian nesting doll situation on our hands.
除此之外,我就给你小小地提个醒。我们下次有亲密接触前我会上网搜索一下注意事项,我怕我会……把宝宝给弄怀孕了,然后咱自己整出个俄罗斯套娃来。