昨晚看New Girl（《杰茜驾到》）S1E21，有一段对话直接让我笑趴。

（Schmidt和Cece是性伴侣，Cece是模特，是那种天鹅，Schmidt是屌丝，是那种癞蛤蟆，说话做事都特别不靠谱的癞蛤蟆。但这天鹅好像有些喜欢上这癞蛤蟆了。一天，Cece出现怀孕的迹象，在怀孕检测结果出来前，她一直很担心，因为这孩子肯定是Schmidt的了）

Cece伤心地看着窗外

S: Cece, are you crying?

C: No, no. I just…I…I don’t know.

S: You are an amazing woman, and you are going to do and be so many things in your life. Maybe you’ll be a mom, and maybe… maybe not. But I will support you no matter what.

此时Cece温暖地看着他

C: Thank you.

S: I also just want to give you a quick heads up. I’m probably going to be going on the internet before we have sex again, because I- I just… I don’t want to impregnate the baby, you know? I mean, we could have a Russian nesting doll situation on our hands.

除此之外，我就给你小小地提个醒。我们下次有亲密接触前我会上网搜索一下注意事项，我怕我会……把宝宝给弄怀孕了，然后咱自己整出个俄罗斯套娃来。